CONDITIONS OF USE OF THE VERY LAZY WEBSITE.
Your access to and use of the Very Lazy website is subject to the following terms and conditions which, by accessing and browsing this site, you accept without any limitation or qualification.
The content of this site is provided by The English Provender Company ("EPC") for informational purposes only and is intended merely to give a general overview of the Very Lazy brand. Whilst EPC has endeavoured to ensure that all the information on this site is correct, the contents of this site are provided to you "AS IS" WITHOUT REPRESENTATION OR WARRANTY OF ANY KIND (EXPRESS OR IMPLIED) INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. EPC ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY FOR ANY STATEMENT, INACCCURACY OR OMISSION ON THIS WEBSITE.
EPC accepts no liability for any direct, special, indirect or consequential loss or damages of any kind resulting from the use of any information obtained directly or indirectly from this site or for any viruses that may infect your computer equipment or other property on account of your access to, use of, downloading of or browsing in this site. All such liability is excluded to the fullest extent permitted by law. For these reasons, you should neither rely nor act upon any of the information on this site and, if you do, it will be entirely at your own risk.
The information on this site is subject to change and may be amended or withdrawn at any time without notice. These Conditions of Use may be changed at any time without notice.
USE OF INFORMATION PROVIDED TO EPC
Any visitor to this site agrees that EPC shall have the unrestricted right to any information provided by that visitor and that EPC may use that information for any purpose and in any way it chooses. Any information provided by the visitor shall be regarded as non-confidential and non-proprietary. Please remember that the security of information transmitted over the Internet cannot be assured. Posting or transmitting any unlawful, threatening, defamatory, obscene or other inappropriate material is prohibited.
All material on this site is copyright © 2009 The English Provender Company, except where specifically stated otherwise. Visitors may read, view, print and download one hard copy of the material for their personal, non-commercial use only.
Although visitors are invited to share certain material on this site through social media, visitors may not copy, sell, publish or decompile any part of the material by any means (electronic or not) or, for any purpose, include it in any derivative works.
LINKS TO OTHER SITES
Certain hypertext links in this site will lead you to sites which are not under the control of EPC. When you activate any of these, you will leave the EPC site. EPC does not endorse any site to which a hypertext link exists.
EPC ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY OR LIABILITY FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE ARISING AS A RESULT OF LINKING TO ANY SITE TO WHICH A HYPERTEXT LINK EXISTS OR FOR THE CONTENTS OF ANY SUCH SITES AND GIVES NO REPRESENTATION OR WARRANTY (EXPRESS OR IMPLIED) AS TO THE INFORMATION ON SUCH SITES.
EPC has no control over the nature and contents of such sites and is not recommending those sites, the information they contain nor any third party's products or services. In particular, please note that by downloading computer programs from certain sites, you risk infringing copyright and may introduce computer viruses into your own system.
TRADEMARKS AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
Trademarks, service marks and logos displayed on this site belong to EPC. Nothing contained on this site should be construed as granting any licence to use any trademark, service mark or logo displayed on this site without the express written permission of EPC.
These Acceptable Standards apply to any and all material uploaded and comments posted on to this website ("Contributions”) and to any Interactive Services associated with it.
You must comply with the spirit of the following standards as well as the letter. The standards apply to each part of any contribution as well as to its whole.
- be accurate (where they state facts);
- be genuinely held (where they state opinions);
- comply with applicable law in the UK and in any country from which they are posted or uploaded;
Contributions must not:
- contain any material which is defamatory of any person;
- contain any material which is obscene, offensive, hateful or inflammatory;
- promote sexually explicit material;
- promote violence;
- promote discrimination based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation or age;
- infringe any copyright, database right or trade mark of any other person;
- be likely to deceive any person;
- be made in breach of any legal duty owed to a third party, such as a contractual duty or a duty of confidence;
- promote any illegal activity;
- be threatening, abuse or invade another’s privacy, or cause annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety;
- be likely to harass, upset, embarrass, alarm or annoy any other person;
- be used to impersonate any person, or to misrepresent your identity or affiliation with any person;
- give the impression that they emanate from EPC, if this is not the case,
- advocate, promote or assist any unlawful act such as (by way of example only) copyright infringement or computer misuse.
This site is controlled and operated by The English Provender Company in the UK. EPC makes no representation that material in the site is appropriate or available for use in other locations. Those who choose to access this site from other locations do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with local laws, if and to the extent that local laws are applicable.
If for any reason any provision of these Conditions of Use are determined to be void or unenforceable, then to the extent and in the places only where such provision is determined to be void or unenforceable it shall be severed and the remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect.
These terms and conditions and anything in this site shall be governed by English law and all matters in connection with them shall be determined by the English Courts.
This policy helps to explain the occasions when and why cookies may be sent to you when you visit the Very Lazy Website and how you can block and/or delete cookies.
What are cookies and how do they work?
"Cookies" are text-only pieces of information that a website transfers to an individual's hard drive or other website-browsing equipment for record-keeping purposes. Cookies allow the website to remember important information that will make your use of the site more convenient. A cookie will typically contain the name of the domain from which the cookie has come, the "lifetime" of the cookie, and a randomly generated unique number or other value. Like most websites, we use different categories of cookies for a variety of purposes in order to improve your online experience.
Depending on the purpose, we use session cookies, which are temporary cookies that remain in the cookie file of your browser until you leave the site, and persistent cookies, which remain in the cookie file of your browser for much longer (though how long will depend on the lifetime of the specific cookie).
What are the categories of cookies?
Cookies can be categorised, following the International Chamber of Commerce guide, as follows:
1) Strictly necessary cookies
'Strictly necessary cookies’ let you move around the website and enable you to use features that you have specifically asked for. Without these cookies these features would not function.
Strictly necessary cookies tend to be session cookies which are deleted at the end of the browser session.
Accepting these cookies is a condition of using the website, so if you prevent these cookies we can't guarantee how our website will perform during your visit.
2) Performance Cookies
'Performance cookies’ collect information about how you use our website such as which pages you visit and if you experience any errors. These cookies don't collect any information that could identify you – all the information is collected on an anonymous aggregate basis and is only used to help us improve how our website works, understand what interests our users and measure the effectiveness of our advertising. They also enable us to track the total number of visitors to our site. Most performance cookies tend to be session cookies which are deleted at the end of the browser session.
In some cases, some of these cookies are managed for us by third parties, but we don't allow the third party to use the cookies for any purpose other than those listed above. Some of these third party performance cookies are not session based and have varying expiry dates.
We use a Double Click advertising tracking cookie to record visits to specific pages on our site. This cookie indicates which advert prompted your visit. Clicking on the following link will prevent you from receiving this cookie:
If you prevent performance cookies we cannot use information from your visit to improve the experience of your future website.
3) Functionality Cookies
'Functionality cookies’ are used to provide services or to remember your settings. This may include your user name if you have selected ‘remember me’ at a log in page. These cookies help to customise your experience. They also assist with the administration of certain other activities such as online prize promotions. We may associate personal information with a cookie file in those instances.
Functionality cookies, by their very nature, are persistent cookies so that we remember your computer when you return to our website.
Some of these cookies are managed for us by third parties – where this is the case we don't allow the third party to use the cookies for any purpose other than those listed above.
If you prevent cookies, including functionality cookies, this may mean we can't offer you some services.
4) Targeting Cookies
Targeting cookies collect the most information about users. These cookies are used to deliver adverts more relevant to you and your interests.
We shall not use a targeting cookie without your express consent, which we would usually obtain by asking you to register and/or opt in to a particular service.
How can I block and/or delete cookies?
Use the options in your web browser if you do not wish to receive a cookie or if you wish to set your browser to notify you when you receive a cookie. You can easily delete any cookies that have been installed in the cookie folder of your browser.
To delete cookies on Internet Explorer 8, follow these steps:
Click to open Internet Explorer.
Click the Tools button, and then click Internet Options.
On the General tab, under Browsing history, click Delete.
Select the Cookies check box, and then click Delete if it isn't already checked. Clear or select check boxes for any other options you also want to delete.
If you don't change any check boxes, deleting the browsing history removes temporary Internet files, webpage history, and cookies. Temporary files and cookies for your saved favourite websites are preserved.
If you are not using Microsoft Windows Explorer, then you should select "cookies" in the "Help" function of your browser for information on where to find your cookie folder.
If you disable all cookies you may not be able to take advantage of all the features of this website and some webpages may not work correctly.
Does this policy change?